races of middle earth pt 1: hobbits

captainthranduiloki:

The Hobbit: the unexpected eyebrows

becausethranduil:

So I put Thranduil’s speech through gizoogle. I was not disappointed. 

Other lands are not my concern. The fortunes of the world will rise and fall, but here in this kingdom, we will endure

thorin’s map in AUJ and fellowship of the ring

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

richardiana:

happy-thought:

about beards.

I could watch him for hours and laugh :D

areddhels:

Today in Middle-Earth: Eowyn and Merry defeat the Witch-king of Angmar (March 3019 T.A.)

 ’Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!’ 

   A cold voice answered: ‘Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.’ 

   A sword rang as it was drawn. ‘Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.’ 

   ’Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!’ 

   Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. ‘But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.’ 

ohmaglor:

Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

thorinsbeard:

Elrond